This is a Cannes Movie
Its quite short, only 12 minutes.
Straight out of Samy Farha's Book
This was a hand played out against SC last saturday. I really liked the way i played this hand, just like a hand i read in Samy Farha's book.
We were playing small stakes poker, 10c/20c with about close to $200 on the table in total. Before this hand, SC and I went heads up.
I got 79 unsuited on the button and was playing like a total maniac, raising any 2 cards. I went on to make it 80c. SC on the big blind called.
The flop came Q 6 8, giving me an open ended straight draw.
SC betted into me, which was unsurprising. I called. The pot had about $6+
The turn came a 5, giving me the nuts, SC bet $2 and i re-raised $6. SC went on to push all-in with a further $12 more and I called and went on to win the hand.
SC flipped over top-pair.
SC rebought and played much more conservatively. Few orbits later, SC on the button raised 4 times the BB and i called with A7 unsuited.
Flop came A 2 8
I came out betting, everyone between SC and I folded and SC called. At this point I knew i was beat. SC was playing so conservatively and I put him correctly on Ace pair with top kicker.
The turn came a 4.
I checked, giving up on the hand and SC checked, most probably to lure me in further as I was just caught with a huge river bluff few hands back.
The river came a 3.
I wasn't even interested in the hand anymore when i picked up a dismal, fleeting look of fear in SC. Tell! I started thinking how I could win this hand. My check on the turn could be seen as a check for a free card. I pondered for a while, then betted $4, which was around 3/4 pot. I stoned for about 2 seconds then started bursting out laughing.
Then i started this whole Samy Farha talk about how I will tell everyone the story of my hand after the hand. Mind you, the hand isn't even over yet!
SC stared at the board, then convinced himself that I had A5, a reasonable holding from the way I played and went on to fold the hand. He blamed his check on the turn to let me catch my "straight". I mucked of course, raking down a pot that didn't belong to me at all.
Post game chat revealed he didn't laydown AK-A10 but A8. He laid down 2 pairs!
R0onald and his sick Samy Farha speech.
We were playing small stakes poker, 10c/20c with about close to $200 on the table in total. Before this hand, SC and I went heads up.
I got 79 unsuited on the button and was playing like a total maniac, raising any 2 cards. I went on to make it 80c. SC on the big blind called.
The flop came Q 6 8, giving me an open ended straight draw.
SC betted into me, which was unsurprising. I called. The pot had about $6+
The turn came a 5, giving me the nuts, SC bet $2 and i re-raised $6. SC went on to push all-in with a further $12 more and I called and went on to win the hand.
SC flipped over top-pair.
SC rebought and played much more conservatively. Few orbits later, SC on the button raised 4 times the BB and i called with A7 unsuited.
Flop came A 2 8
I came out betting, everyone between SC and I folded and SC called. At this point I knew i was beat. SC was playing so conservatively and I put him correctly on Ace pair with top kicker.
The turn came a 4.
I checked, giving up on the hand and SC checked, most probably to lure me in further as I was just caught with a huge river bluff few hands back.
The river came a 3.
I wasn't even interested in the hand anymore when i picked up a dismal, fleeting look of fear in SC. Tell! I started thinking how I could win this hand. My check on the turn could be seen as a check for a free card. I pondered for a while, then betted $4, which was around 3/4 pot. I stoned for about 2 seconds then started bursting out laughing.
Then i started this whole Samy Farha talk about how I will tell everyone the story of my hand after the hand. Mind you, the hand isn't even over yet!
SC stared at the board, then convinced himself that I had A5, a reasonable holding from the way I played and went on to fold the hand. He blamed his check on the turn to let me catch my "straight". I mucked of course, raking down a pot that didn't belong to me at all.
Post game chat revealed he didn't laydown AK-A10 but A8. He laid down 2 pairs!
R0onald and his sick Samy Farha speech.
Obama is my ninja homey
theres a whole list of reasons why Obama was my pick for the leader of the world.
Ninja quick reflexes was just one of them. the video is evidence.
This really happened in an interview!
Ninja quick reflexes was just one of them. the video is evidence.
This really happened in an interview!
The China Threat
Watching this video really reminds you of how fortunate you are having an education here in Singapore. These Chinese are obsessed with the prospect of success.
To hell with Movie Censoring Nanny (MCN)
I just endured a movie at the theatres. Its called Terminator Salvation and after watching it, you will know why its called salvation. The show needs some serious salvaging.
The movie was already ranging between terrible and fucking terrible when the great people governing the movies in this island decided to cut out a scene or two. Its fine if they censor it without me knowing, now thats good censoring. But hell no! The ENTIRE scene suddenly changed from 1 person in the shelter to 4 people out in the open.
WHATS THIS?! SINGAPORE CENSORSHIP BOARD, AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES. "LETS CROSS OUT THIS SCENE AND LET VIEWERS FIGURE WHAT HAPPENED! ADDS TO THE INTERACTION!"
If i wanted interaction movies, I would have went to watch some porn movie where they do their thing and I do mine.
Seriously, have we ever stopped to think, why give us the best education in the world, nurture us, only to censor the information we are about to receive.
IF WE THINK ITS BULLSHIT, WE ARE VERY WELL CAPABLE OF IGNORING IT, WE DON'T NEED A NANNY SNIPPING SCENES OFF JUST BECAUSE NANNY THINKS ITS UNSUITABLE!
This whole censorship thing is a huge plus point for people to just download the UNCENSORED versions online and watch it on their comp.
Disclaimer: this is not by any chance a shoutout to support online piracy, I think online piracy is selfish and irresponsible.
But I can't help but see this GLARING CONTRADICTION in the policy of Uncle Nanny!
First we proclaim to the world, SINGANANNYPORE is going to put out a tough stance against piracy! The next thing you know, we come out showing snipped versions of movies. THE ONLINE DOWNLOADED VERSION IS FULLER THAN THE MOVIES U PAY FOR IN THE THEATRES!
Now just go through this with me. All these are really rough estimates.
Petrol to theatre $5
Parking $3
ERP (kaninabu) $1
Movie ticket on a weekend $10
Total cost of a CENSORED version of a movie $19
Downloading or streaming the movie cost: $0/Getting caught. (Piracy is a crime)
When you really need to piss in the theatre, CAN YOU PAUSE THE SHOW?
When you want to grab a drink, CAN YOU PAUSE THE SHOW TO BUY THE OVERPRICED DRINKS?
When the show gets boring, CAN YOU FAST FORWARD?
When you want to revisit the scene where Ronald rides Scarlett Johanssan and Kiera Knightly real hard, CAN YOU REWIND THE SCENE?
When you want to watch the FULL UNCENSORED version of the show, CAN YOU ENSURE NANNY DOESN'T SNIP PARTS OF IT OUT?
So its all these inconvenience AND the $19 bucks to watch the show at the theatre. Tell me again why the fuck should I watch a movie at the cinemas?
PLEASE STOP FUCKING CENSORING MY MOVIES NANNY!
The movie was already ranging between terrible and fucking terrible when the great people governing the movies in this island decided to cut out a scene or two. Its fine if they censor it without me knowing, now thats good censoring. But hell no! The ENTIRE scene suddenly changed from 1 person in the shelter to 4 people out in the open.
WHATS THIS?! SINGAPORE CENSORSHIP BOARD, AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES. "LETS CROSS OUT THIS SCENE AND LET VIEWERS FIGURE WHAT HAPPENED! ADDS TO THE INTERACTION!"
If i wanted interaction movies, I would have went to watch some porn movie where they do their thing and I do mine.
Seriously, have we ever stopped to think, why give us the best education in the world, nurture us, only to censor the information we are about to receive.
IF WE THINK ITS BULLSHIT, WE ARE VERY WELL CAPABLE OF IGNORING IT, WE DON'T NEED A NANNY SNIPPING SCENES OFF JUST BECAUSE NANNY THINKS ITS UNSUITABLE!
This whole censorship thing is a huge plus point for people to just download the UNCENSORED versions online and watch it on their comp.
Disclaimer: this is not by any chance a shoutout to support online piracy, I think online piracy is selfish and irresponsible.
But I can't help but see this GLARING CONTRADICTION in the policy of Uncle Nanny!
First we proclaim to the world, SINGANANNYPORE is going to put out a tough stance against piracy! The next thing you know, we come out showing snipped versions of movies. THE ONLINE DOWNLOADED VERSION IS FULLER THAN THE MOVIES U PAY FOR IN THE THEATRES!
Now just go through this with me. All these are really rough estimates.
Petrol to theatre $5
Parking $3
ERP (kaninabu) $1
Movie ticket on a weekend $10
Total cost of a CENSORED version of a movie $19
Downloading or streaming the movie cost: $0/Getting caught. (Piracy is a crime)
When you really need to piss in the theatre, CAN YOU PAUSE THE SHOW?
When you want to grab a drink, CAN YOU PAUSE THE SHOW TO BUY THE OVERPRICED DRINKS?
When the show gets boring, CAN YOU FAST FORWARD?
When you want to revisit the scene where Ronald rides Scarlett Johanssan and Kiera Knightly real hard, CAN YOU REWIND THE SCENE?
When you want to watch the FULL UNCENSORED version of the show, CAN YOU ENSURE NANNY DOESN'T SNIP PARTS OF IT OUT?
So its all these inconvenience AND the $19 bucks to watch the show at the theatre. Tell me again why the fuck should I watch a movie at the cinemas?
PLEASE STOP FUCKING CENSORING MY MOVIES NANNY!
The French must think we Singaporeans are baises sourdes-muettes
Baises sourdes-muettes stands for "dumb fucks" in french. Why do I say so?
Singapore finally gotten their 6 stealth frigates after awarding the contract in 2000. That is around an 8 year waiting period. I think the quality of the stealth frigates are kind of doubt able though.
I am not sure about you, but I am totally unimpressed about these stealth frigates. First of all, I think we got cheated by those french once again. First they bomb us with their trans fat french fries and bacteria filled french kisses, now this.
Now, my dear patriotic countrymen. If you were to look closely enough, you can actually SPOT the stealth frigate along the coast! If even an untrained sailor like us can spot the stealth frigate, what chance does the stealth frigate has against life-long sea-faring pirates?! The french really punked us this time.
I have been shopping around the net, looking for pictures of real good stealth frigates and I chanced upon a few.
Feast your eyes on this. I dare bet you my balls you can't see this huge stealth frigate here. Now this is a high class stealth frigate, not some cheap ripoff we got from the french. The pirates might even crash their ships into our stealth frigates because you just can't see it!
We might be a rich country with high Gross National Income so grossly high that we can feed so many people in thecharity civil service, but that doesn't mean we should splash money in not-so-stealthy-stealth-frigates.
I just asked my 90 year old grandma suffering from mild cataract to point me the ship in the picture and she did it before you could even utter "pikachu". This experiment showed us that our navy is in thick gravy.
The views above are purely fictitious and bullshit and if you even once believed it, I suggest you immigrate right away. We really need to boost our country average IQ right now. If you believed the above, I would go on to say that you are currently working in the civil service.
Singapore finally gotten their 6 stealth frigates after awarding the contract in 2000. That is around an 8 year waiting period. I think the quality of the stealth frigates are kind of doubt able though.
I am not sure about you, but I am totally unimpressed about these stealth frigates. First of all, I think we got cheated by those french once again. First they bomb us with their trans fat french fries and bacteria filled french kisses, now this.
Now, my dear patriotic countrymen. If you were to look closely enough, you can actually SPOT the stealth frigate along the coast! If even an untrained sailor like us can spot the stealth frigate, what chance does the stealth frigate has against life-long sea-faring pirates?! The french really punked us this time.
I have been shopping around the net, looking for pictures of real good stealth frigates and I chanced upon a few.
Feast your eyes on this. I dare bet you my balls you can't see this huge stealth frigate here. Now this is a high class stealth frigate, not some cheap ripoff we got from the french. The pirates might even crash their ships into our stealth frigates because you just can't see it!
We might be a rich country with high Gross National Income so grossly high that we can feed so many people in the
I just asked my 90 year old grandma suffering from mild cataract to point me the ship in the picture and she did it before you could even utter "pikachu". This experiment showed us that our navy is in thick gravy.
The views above are purely fictitious and bullshit and if you even once believed it, I suggest you immigrate right away. We really need to boost our country average IQ right now. If you believed the above, I would go on to say that you are currently working in the civil service.
Please do your part you filthy human
Little is known about this H1N1 strain of virus. The name is changed away from Swine Flu and I think its a right move because people have this deadly misconception that it transmit from pigs to humans. In a way i guess it does but what you should be afraid of is HUMAN TO HUMAN.
SO PLEASE, do your part for humanity and read the papers. Heed their advice. If you haven't already known what to do, these are the following precautions that you can take.
Stay home if you are feeling feverish, suffering from flu or cough symptoms.
Cover your mother fucking god damn mouth when you cough or sneeze and please wash your dirty filthy hands after that.
Wash your hands with soap. Singapore has clean water, not disinfectant water.
Stay away from large crowds whilst you can. (Good luck Zouk)
Do not clean your nose booger under the chair you are sitting on.
Take MC if you are feeling sick, don't bring it to the workplace. (Really recommended by Ronald)
Go to the clinic and take the latest flu vaccination. It WILL NOT protect you from H1N1 Influenza A but it will make your family doctor a bit wealthier and protect you from other flu virus strains so if you do come down with flu like symptoms, the doctor or virologist can rule out other strains of flu virus.
Alcohol might be a disinfectant but swishing large amounts of it does not clear your system of the flu.
Meanwhile, you can stay home and join my twitter thread. My username is Scrawnyy
SO PLEASE, do your part for humanity and read the papers. Heed their advice. If you haven't already known what to do, these are the following precautions that you can take.
Stay home if you are feeling feverish, suffering from flu or cough symptoms.
Cover your mother fucking god damn mouth when you cough or sneeze and please wash your dirty filthy hands after that.
Wash your hands with soap. Singapore has clean water, not disinfectant water.
Stay away from large crowds whilst you can. (Good luck Zouk)
Do not clean your nose booger under the chair you are sitting on.
Take MC if you are feeling sick, don't bring it to the workplace. (Really recommended by Ronald)
Go to the clinic and take the latest flu vaccination. It WILL NOT protect you from H1N1 Influenza A but it will make your family doctor a bit wealthier and protect you from other flu virus strains so if you do come down with flu like symptoms, the doctor or virologist can rule out other strains of flu virus.
Alcohol might be a disinfectant but swishing large amounts of it does not clear your system of the flu.
Meanwhile, you can stay home and join my twitter thread. My username is Scrawnyy
Don't let girls debate. Just show em de bed.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
They are unbelievably stupid and bitchy! They should all just arch their backs in front of the camera and look sexy. The mouths should be kept shut while they are at it.
The best part is, they took out the smartest contestant for an intellectual contest. Sure way for cheap humour. Bad grammar, personal attacks, rudeness on screen and pretty girls. Only AWARE can find a problem with that.
Part 2
Part 3
They are unbelievably stupid and bitchy! They should all just arch their backs in front of the camera and look sexy. The mouths should be kept shut while they are at it.
The best part is, they took out the smartest contestant for an intellectual contest. Sure way for cheap humour. Bad grammar, personal attacks, rudeness on screen and pretty girls. Only AWARE can find a problem with that.
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